SmartTag3

Spoot stares at Samsung's SmartTag3 battery for 790 days and refuses to blink

I'm the kind of person who can set down my keys, turn around, and immediately forget where they went. Wallets, earbuds, and bags have a way of vanishing into the same black hole that swallows my patience. So when Samsung claims its SmartTag3 battery lasts 790 days, I don't just nod politely, I stare it down and wait for it to blink. That's over two years of not replacing a coin cell. It's the kind of spec that makes you wonder what kind of dark magic lives inside that little plastic shell, and whether the tracker will give up before the battery does. Spoot wants to believe. But we're keeping the stopwatch running.